Every Dog Has His Day!!

"Every Dog Has His Day!" That's what some guy somewhere said, and I do that by treating myself to a Manni and Peddi! Do you like? I think the blue brings out my big brown eyes. How could you not fall in love with these puppies? (Wait a second! Is it weird, that I'm referencing my own species? I mean humans say "these babies." The most "advanced" species on the planet... and even with your multi-alphabetical dictionary, all you can come up with is a reference to a drooling, co-dependent, not house broken, Mono-syllabic "mini-you?" How Discriminatory! I mean you never say "Hey, check out these Old People." Well, sometimes you do, but usually in a very discriminatory way; you should be ashamed of yourself... I digress.)

At this very moment my adorable two legged house companions are preparing my afternoon snack; which I have learned I will only obtain after performing absurd circus tricks.
Such as:

1. The raising of a paw "Shake"
2. Relaxing "Sit"
3. Sleeping "Lie Down"
4. and Ninjuitsu "Crawl"

After I have performed and the crowd has honored my magnificence, my Flaxseed Oil & Taurine Chicken Breast Jerky, packaged by Dogswell (The greatest Treats in the WORLD), will be presented to me with a side of some deliciously crisp, chilled VOSS water. I will thoroughly enjoy eating and lapping-up this delicious meal "Doggie style," presently the only style I have........?..!

Until next time my wonderful, adorable, and loving fans.
~Bon Appetite!