Where Do Dogs Come From?

So, yesterday I was busy being a dog, which means I chased my non-existent tail, licked myself clean, and smelled another dog's butt!! Now the all important question is, Why don't humans do this? It's not some kind of creepy fetish just to let you know. I would like to take a moment to inform you that this rubbing of the paws thing is quite primitive; I mean I've been trying to train my human companions to sniff butts for almost 4 years now and they still haven't learned.

The closest activity that humans par-take in is in sniffing a fermented grape juice which poisons their bodies and makes them do crazy things...so over all 'A' for the sniffing, but an 'F' for the location, but we'll save the rest of this epiphany for another day.

Today's lesson is on how the Canis lupus familiaris came to be.

Let's explore what the humans think...

"Molecular systematics indicate that the domestic dog (Canis lupus familiaris) descends from one or more populations of wild wolves (Canis lupus). As reflected in the nomenclature, dogs are descended from the wolf and are able to interbreed with wolves." ~ Wikipedia

Which means this...

mated with this....

and VIOLA!! The 'dog' was born!! Very, very irritated....

Okay okay!! So, I might have exaggerated a nosha scoesh......but read on to learn what The Discovery Channel and National Geographic neglected to show you!!

THE EVOLUTION OF THE DOG!!!

For many millinia, the wolf roamed the forest loyal and dedicated to his own species. When one day he saw a butt between the trees and proceeded to sniff...'Doggie Style.'

  SNIFF SNIFF!!!...!!

Thus after a long night and 2 months later...
The Neapolitan Mastiff was born...


And so started the spreading of the seed!

okay, okay! This might not be entirely accurate, but the pictures are fun!!
And so concludes today's lesson....

Sniff more butts and enjoy evolution!!

~ Your Scholar Hard At Work
The Go 2 Dog